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  4. elflizard:

    Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

    (via fastandfunky)

     
  5. roughkiss:

    peevsie77:

    gay-undertones:

    gay-undertones:

    So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

    So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

    aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

    I PRESENT TO YOU

    ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

    350 shrek faces

    No face left uncovered

    Now we wait

    MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

    This is a thing of beauty

    It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

    (via guy)

     
  6. wearyvoices:

    These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has perhaps faced no greater threat than it does today.

    (via loving-places-ive-never-been)

     

  7. this-is-my-headspace:

    Goblet of Fire: CEDRIC DIGGORY

    Harry Potter: This is awesome 

    Harry Potter: It’s gonna be such a fun year

    Harry Potter: Hogwarts is definitely gonna win this thing

    Goblet of Fire: HARRY POTTER

    Harry Potter:

    Harry Potter:

    Harry Potter: I came out to have a good time -

    Dumbledore: HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE

    Harry Potter: I’m honestly feeling sO ATTACKED RIGHT NOW AND NO I DID NOT

    (via butiloveheranyways)

     

  8. The six-second A Scandal in Belgravia

    1. Irene: Seducing you
    2. Sherlock:
    3. Sherlock:
    4. Sherlock:
    5. Sherlock: Where's John
     
  9. momazhari:

    burn-down-the-world:

    This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

    I’M STILL LAUGHING.

    I will never not reblog this.

    image

    Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

    (via umalunatheravenclaw)

     
  10. potting-lilies:

    "Oh Merlin, did I fall asleep on you?"
    “No, it’s fine, reall- Sirius, please stop snorting.”

    (via padfootprongsandco)

     

  11. Potter, Padfoot, and Pizza

    quill-strokes:

    Padfoot has run away from his owner and Lily takes it upon herself to find his home. This in turn causes Lily to run into a certain bespectacled uni student who swears the big black dog is his. 

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  12. Anonymous said: Imagine the marauders up in heaven all sitting down and watching Harry's love life and just joking with James the entire time like "another ginger" "can u believe it like father like son" and like James would just see his son trying to flirt with Ginny and benign like pushed up against the barrier of the life and dead like "MY SON I TRULY FEEL YOUR PAIN! KEEP FIGHTING DADDY'S HERE FOR YOU!"

    pocketpadfoot:

    This made me at once giggle and feel really sad.

    "TELL HER THAT HER HAIR IS LIKE THE AUTUMN SUN"

    "Really James that didn’t work with me that won’t work with Ginny either."

    "GO GET HER SON"

    "Why did I marry you"

     

  13. Flower Crown - J/L Royalty/Muggle/Neighbors AU for Jily Royalty Fest

    comealongraggedypond:

    This is not what I’d originally planned to write but I’m relatively happy with it. Didn’t know how to end it though.

    She makes a crown for him out of flowers and declares him a prince.

    “And princes get to marry princesses,” she reminds him, donning a wreath of roses atop her own royal brow.

    “Are you a princess?”

    “Of course.”

    And so it’s settled; they get married.

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  14. Anonymous said: who do you think out of all the marauders who would end up killing the spider that got into the dorm?

    fleurami:

    it would be a large bloody battle

    remus would be sitting on the bed ignoring everyone while peter sits on top of one of the bedposts crying

    sirius is screaming and their entire body is wrapped around james’s face

    james is running around with sirius on him yelling for god to save them all

    lily walks in and smacks the spider with a flip flop

     

  15. jesushcrust:

    okay but imagine modern day au where remus is bored so he brings out the vacuum and sirius just jumps on the couch and yells at remus and refuses to come down until it’s turned off

    (via padfootprongsandco)